Looking like the redneck spawn of Smokin' Aces and Snatch, the trailer for Pawn Shop Chronicles features a dynamic cast in ugly beards, dirty tees, and mangled teeth. Lukas Haas, Brendan Fraser, Norman Reedus, Vincent D'Onofrio, Matt Dillon, Elijah Wood, Thomas Jane, Rachel Lefevre, Ashlee Simpon (!!!), and Chi McBride pad their bank accounts as a cast of kooky drug dealers, killers, Elvis impersonators, and killer clowns attracted to a small town pawn shop and the case of a missing wedding ring. This could be a lot of fun, or an utter disaster. Hard to tell which but I'm at least interested in seeing how Kramer makes this work.
Pawn Shop Chronicles opens on July 12th.