'The Human Centipede 3' shoots this May; Dieter Laser to return in new role

Y'know, I never did catch up with The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence). No, it has nothing to do with me having a delicate stomach. The first film, while admittedly disgusting at times, was highly overrated in my book and was mostly bluster, just like its mouthy director Tom Six. So it just never became a priority for me. Six has been chatting up the possibilities for the third film, with talk of it taking place in America and featuring a 500 person human chain, but we haven't heard much until today.

The reason was that Six and star Dieter Laser were embroiled in a legal dispute over an alleged breach of contract. Well, EW reports both sides have kissed and made up, and now the film is set to begin filming this May. The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) will reportedly take place right after the last one, and will bring back Laser along with  Laurence R. Harvey. Rather than jumping back into the foul skins of Dr. Heiter or Martin Lomax, the two will play a new villainous duo “with a storyline no one will expect.” Ok. Expect a big name American celebrity to join the cast, which hopefully means Donald Trump will be getting stitched ass-to-mouth with Paris Hilton.

Six went on to call the film "politically incorrect", which I would call an understatement but that would be an understatement.