12/31/2009

Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye? Not So Fast...


Well it would've been an amazing fit. A few months it was mentioned that there was a possibility that popular Marvel Universe character Hawkeye might show up in Kenneth Branagh's upcoming Thor film. There was also strong rumors that Jeremy Renner(The Hurt Locker) was in the running to play him. Well, according to Renner himself, that's no longer the case and the whole story got blown out of proportion.

The only reason it came out this early, because Avengers is two years away, is that they’re thinking OK, we may throw him in Thor, we may not, as a cameo. You know what I mean? So there’s truth that we talked about it, but there’s no truth to me doing it.

Renner would have been a perfect fit, and while actors denying rumors that turn out to be true is par for the course, I'm not familiar enough with Renner to know if he'd do something like that. I never thought it made sense for Hawkeye to show up in Thor, but like Renner said The Avengers is two years away. There's still time for Marvel to make the smart move and bring him aboard.

You can read the rest of Renner's interview with Movieline right here.

Coming Soon: 'Solomon Kane' featurette


Well, if I wasn't hyped for this movie before I damn sure am now. Here's the wiki entry for Solomon Kane, as I'm sure most of you, like me, are unfamiliar with the puritan war machine.

The movie tells the origins of Solomon Kane and is hoped to be the first of a trilogy of movies. When the story opens Kane is a mercenary of Queen Elizabeth I fighting in Africa, but after an encounter with a demon, The Reaper, he realizes he must seek redemption or have his soul damned to Hell. He returns to England and lives a life of peace, converting to puritanism, but soon the doings of an evil sorcerer upset his plans and he must take up arms again.[2]

“James Purefoy has been cast as puritan [sic] swordsman Solomon Kane in a movie of the same name to be made from the stories of “Conan the Barbarian” creator Robert E. Howard. Kane is a 16th century soldier who learns that his brutal and cruel actions have damned him but is determined to redeem himself by living peacefully. But he finds himself dragged out of retirement for a fight against evil.

Sounds amazing right? Well check out this video below and tell me how much more hyped you are. I don't care what anyone says, swords are infinitely cooler than guns when it comes to film. No gun fight has ever equaled even a bad sword fight. It's so visceral, so personal, so BADASS and this flick seems like it's taking that to a whole 'nother level. Enjoy!

12/30/2009

Ghostbusters 3 Confirmation?!?!




Finally after months and months of speculation we have some hard evidence of a Ghostbusters sequel in the works from an original cast member. Harold Ramis sat down with Heeb magazine and had this to say
"Something's going to happen," he said. "Dan [Aykroyd] did write a spec GB3 screenplay a few years ago, but no one was motivated to pursue it. Now, 25 years after the original, there seems to be some willingness to proceed and apparently a substantial public appetite for a sequel. We'll introduce some new young Ghostbusters, and all the old guys will be in it, too. Think Christopher Lloyd in Back to the Future ... GB3 is progressing with plans to shoot next summer and release in 2011."

Well it looks like confirmation of all we've been hearing with Venkman and the gang handing the reigns over to, most likely, Seth Rogen and his crew. It's really too bad they can't just make another regular GB movie as their is plenty to cover as is evident with the game released earlier this year. I love the Ghostbusters and didn't want their final scene to start with them riding the Statue of Liberty down fifth avenue, so needless to say I'm up for a sequel even if it isn't exactly what I was expecting. How do you feel about this news?

Sneak Peek: Eagle of the Ninth






These are the latest pics thanks to Yahoo from the set of Channing Tatum's new one 'Eagle on the Ninth'. Say what you will about the dude but with two solid roles in 'GIJoe' and 'Fighting' I like him as one of the new generation action stars. Yeah his acting could use some work but c'mon he's heading into a field normally headlined by Steven Seagal and Arnold Sh..Sch...Schwar...ah hell you know who I mean. I also like this delving more into the Roman era war films, the plot of the film revolves around a elite batallion of the Roman army that went missing and was never heard from again. I was really suprised this sub genre didn't pick up after 300 or hell even way back with 'Gladiator', but with 'Clash of the Titans', this flick, and another movie out soon about the same subject it looks like well finally get our fill. So are you anticipating these upcoming ancient/mythological war flicks? Let us know.

Marvel/DC Mash-Up Genius for Sale


A few months ago we posted a number of the Disney/Marvel images floating around after their merger but this one is my favorite. Why? Because it features Gizmo Duck. And I love crowd scenes. I'm definitely buying this for my wall. The image was created by T Campbell and John Waltrip, and you can buy prints of the image from their site for only $14.99. Sweet deal.  Thanks to Slashfilm for spotlighting this. That's a few more bucks I can deduct from my budget this month.

Snap Judgements: Me & Orson Welles; Broken Embraces; The Young Victoria



For a young actor in the 1930s, meeting someone like Orson Welles must've been like an up 'n coming rock star getting to hang with the Rolling Stones. Welles was an undoubtedly brilliant, boisterous egotist with a swagger that charmed some but reviled and alienated many others. Newcomer Christian McKay embodies the actor's gravitas with eerie perfection. His resemblance to the young Orson Welles is simply uncanny. Zac Efron plays Richard, a young man who convinces the star to let him be a part of his production of Julius Caesar. Claire Danes plays Welles' ambitious assistant, who becomes the romantic center of attention for both men. Director Richard Linklater(Before Sunrise/Sunset, A Scanner Darkly) pulls together one of the most interesting films about the theater industry I've seen, not normally an avenue I have any interest in. While Efron struggles to hold his own against the powerful McKay, he's not all that bad as a whole. Maybe he's not the talent sinkhole I made him out to be. Seeing Welles portrayed with such vigor only made me sadder that such a monumental talent's career wasted away to the point that his last film role was as the voice of Unicron in Transformers: The Movie.  7/10




Only the great Spanish director Pedro Almadovar could make me want to see a movie within a movie called "Girls and Suitcases". The brilliant auteur behind Volver and Talk To Her makes his 4th film starring the vivacious Penelope Cruz, and nobody shoots her more beautifully than he. I see why she keeps coming back. Almadovar uses his trademark overdramatized, telenovella style to paint a passionate portrait of unfulfilled love, jealousy, and simmering hatred. The story involves a blind writer, Harry Caine, who used to be a director by the name of Mateo Blanco. The reasons for the change and how he was blinded are left up in the air. The film takes place in both the 90s and the present day, when Mateo falls for Magdalena, the wife of an older influential businessman. He casts her in his latest film on the spot, causing a rift that takes the film on an unexpectedly dark and mysterious path. Almadovar's use of color is breathtaking. Every scene jumps off the screen, making it feel more alive than almost anything I've seen this year. And yet he uses an almost film noir style to the storytelling, leaving the mystery wide open and just off to the side until the clues finally piece together. My favorite Almadovar film yet and another masterpiece. 8/10




My self imposed exile from period pieces such as this was lifted mainly due to Emily Blunt, who I think is one of the most impressive young actresses working today. Having yet seen her in this type of role I figured it at least worth a look, and she makes the future Queen far more desirable than portraits have painted her out to actually be. Without Blunt's energy, this would be a slow plodding bore. The film chronicles her budding romance with her future husband Prince Albert(get your mind out of the gutter), and the political machinations working to keep them both apart. The biggest problem is that if these people aren't yelling at eachother, then they're sitting around writing letters to one another, and that ain't all that exciting for two hours. But I did genuinely get invested in the romance between Victoria and Albert(Rupert Friend) once they finally got past first base. Enjoyable as far as movies like this go, but most will grow tired of it quickly. 6/10

12/29/2009

McAvoy to Play 007 Creator, Ian Fleming


The chances of the slim 'n trim James McAvoy(Atonement, Wanted) ever getting a chance to play the suave superspy James Bond are slim now that Daniel Craig has a strangelhold on it, but at least now he might have a chance at something close to it. Pajiba is reporting that Palmstar Entertainment and Animus Films are currently developing a film based on the turbulent life of Ian Fleming, the man who would go on to create the James Bond character. While a biopic about an author is a dime-a-dozen nowadays, this one has some serious heat behind it. Not only is the red hot McAvoy in line to play Fleming, but the film has some serious financial backing to the tune of $40M.

Fleming's life is unlike that of most writers, in that he spent a good part of his youth living in the shadow of his father, a member of Parliament. That is until he found himself fighting in WWII as a member of the British Royal Navy. The film will chronicle these years in particular, adapted from Andrew Lycett's book Ian Fleming: The Man Behind James Bond.

After dazzling critics with his performance opposite Forest Whittaker in The Last King of Scotland, McAvoy has proven he can do pretty much whatever comes his way. Ok, he kinda sucked as Tumnus in the Narnia movies. After seeing him play a soldier in Atonement, I think he's a dead on selection for this part, and now it's one I'll be keeping a close eye on. I wouldn't expect this until at least 2011, as McAvoy is going to be busy for awhile with Wanted 2 coming up.

Punch Drunk DVDs! 12/29/09

Carriers
I love a good apocalyptic vision flick. Throw a bunch of reluctant travelers into an end of the world scenario and you've got a fan in me. Carriers is just such a film, about four friends who are racing cross country to escape a virus that is ravaging the planet. And hey, it's got Chris Pine(Star Trek) and the lovely Piper Perabo(Coyote Ugly), so it can't be all bad. The word of mouth has been surprisingly strong. Definitely on my Netflix  queue.








9

Tim Burton knows originality when he sees it, and so the expectations were understandably high when he backed this gorgeously crafted CGI adventure, based on a short a story from a few years ago. 9 features an amazing voice cast(Elijah Wood, Jennifer Connelly) and a truly imaginative take on the future, where the human population is extinct and all that are left are murderous machines and a small race of living dolls tasked with restoring order to the world.








Paranormal Activity
The surprise hit of the year sure didn't waste anytime making the leap to DVD, hoping to cash in on it's continued popularity before the wave completely dies down. The question remains whether or not this film, which was scary enough to drive some people out of theatres, will maintain it's atmosphere on the small screen. The DVD release features alternate endings and never before seen footage. I think for that reason alone it's worth another looksie.








Jennifer's Body
Diablo Cody's follow-up to Juno couldn't have been more appropriately titled. This is little more than a chance to show off Megan Fox's lithe, shapely bod, under the cover of some vague notion of female empowerment. Fox plays a vain teenager, who after being attacked and used as bait for a satanic ritual, finds herself gifted(cursed) with demonic powers which she then uses to humiliate then devour us poor guys. Amanda Seyfried(Mamma Mia!) has the much tougher job of carrying the film's few weighty moments as Jennifer's saintly best friend. For fans of Megan Fox and her short skirts, this is a must buy.






A Perfect Getaway
One of the biggest surprises for me this year was A Perfect Getaway, a tense, taut psychological thriller with a twist that actually had me completely baffled. Milla Jojovich and Steve Zahn star as a newly married couple vacationing on an island paradise, only to discover that there's a killer loose, and he might be closer than they ever dreamed. Very nearly made my Top 10 of the year, but if I had to give an award for the best unexpected performance of the year it would be to Timothy Olyphant(Deadwood, Go) as a crazy ex-Marine with a movie addiction. A definite buy for me.







The Marine 2
Well, The Marine didn't work even with the ultra-popular John Cena and his biceps racing to save his girlfriend from...what were they? Bank robbers or something? Some form of hardened criminal. Anyway, so since that didn't work the WWE decides to give a second go 'round with the less known, less built, less charismatic Ted Dibiase. Yes, the son of the Million Dollar Man. This looks brutally bad, but I know from conversation that more than a few of my wrestling buddies are chomping at the bit for this thing. But if you're really into punishing yourself, Amazon is offering a Marine 2-Pack, which will fill you with approximately 3 hrs of buffed up dudes slow motion jumping from explosions ad nauseum.

12/28/2009

Thundercats, Thundercats, Thundercats.....NO?


You'd think that Warner Bros. would be chomping at the bit to cash in on the 80's revival some more, what with GI Joe and Transformers, and to an extent TMNT becoming tentpole franchises. But it looks like the turbulent nature of the studio, which has seen a number of potential projects cast into the Bermuda Triangle, has finally come around and bit ol' Lion-O right in the butt. Collider is reporting that WB is no longer actively developing the project. No real reason is given. I imagine it's probably in the same murky development hell that a number of WB "superhero" films are in.

I'm actually pretty disappointed by this. Thundercats seems like a natural fit to get the big screen treatment, especially if it's anything like that awesome fan made trailer from last year.In case you missed it, check it out below!



It's Complicated


My biggest beef with Nancy Meyers' films is that she has the tendency to leave us poor men in the dust. We're either hopeless or clueless. I just never got the feeling that she has any sort of ear for male dialogue. By contrast, a writer like Nick Hornby who has been accused in the past of not being able to write women wrote arguably the strongest female lead of the year in An Education. Here, Meyers does her best writing of men yet in a film that frankly succeeds by the skin of it's teeth and the strength of it's leads.

The incomparable Meryl Streep plays Jane, an almost unnaturally successful baker with a huge glamourous house. The house is an issue for me. It feels like it's there solely to be used as a plot device, and it definitely is. Jane also has an ex-husband, Jake, played with his usual brilliant comic timing by Alec Baldwin. Jake is married to the same woman he cheated on Jane with 10 years prior, the much younger and somewhat looney Agness. Jane is just finally starting to get ahold of her life, but as is to be expected, things don't quite go as planned.

Jake is in the middle of one of those midlife crisis things. He's no longer in love with the woman he married, burdened by the many needs of a parent that he thought he was past now that his other kids have already grown up. During a trip to NY to celebrate their son's graduation, Jake and Jane revisit old memories. Drinks get drank, nature starts rising, and the two fall into old habits...and into bed. For Jake, Jane is like his own personal shot of B-12. She invigorates him, makes him feel younger again, ironically given their ages, and it's like they never left. For Jane, it's a confusing act that goes against how she's been her entire life. She's now the homewrecker she and her friends always hated, but damn if it ain't fun!

It's Complicated walks a fine line between madcap hilarity and sitcom cliche, and most of it starts when Jane meets her architect, Adam(Steve Martin). Adam is building a new wing onto her house because...well, I guess it's just not quite huge enough. She needs a kitchen that can rival Julia Child. Doesn't quite ring true, but that's a minor quibble. Adam represents a potential fresh start for Jane. A genuinely good guy, without Jake's bloviating and smugness. The two hit it off like gangbusters, only confusing her situation even more.

Meryl Streep could find depth and nuance out of reading the phone book. It's not often that we get to see her playing "the other woman", but she pulls it off with genuine ease. Apparently she can do whatever she puts her mind to. She's sexier and funnier than ever, and when she and Alec Baldwin are together it makes for one wild ride. Baldwin does what he does best, playing the overgrown big lug with a big ego and even bigger strut. Jake's enthusiasm for Jane is infectious, and you can see how these could have once been in love. I was less convinced by the pairing of Jane and Adam, and that's no knock on Steve Martin. His character just seems like more of a bland outline of a "decent guy" than a genuine person. He does everything right, gets hurt at just the right moments, and basically stands as a less interesting but acceptable option to Jake. Ok, not totally uninteresting. He does know how to get high, and seeing Steve Martin and Meryl Streep stoned out of their minds is as funny as it sounds. Definitely one of the film's highest notes. I can also say that I finally liked John Krasinsky in something not on TV. Watching him stumble around as Jane's future son-in-law who finds himself knowing more than he ever hoped to about Jane and Jake is an absolute riot.

There's a lot to like here. Meyers is mining some of the same material she explored in 2003's
Something's Gotta Give, which I liked but felt somewhat disconnected from. Her point there seemed to be to highlight the burgeoning "cougar" generation while simultaneously crucifying men who date younger women, and I found it irritating. It's Complicated has no such ideas. It's just plain funny. Nothing complicated about that.

Tops at the Box Office



As if proof was needed how much better this crop of Christmas season movies were compared to last year, overall box office ratcheted up 36% compared to 2008. Thanks to a fairly powerful threesome of heavy hitting newcomers and a force of nature only in it's second week of release, they helped mark a new weekend sales record with $278M. The old record of $260M was set in July 2008.

1. Avatar- $75M/$212M

Grossing a worldwide total of $615.2M, James Cameron's sci-fi adventure appears to be unstoppable, only dropping a mere 2.6% from last week. Incredible. Undoubtedly the IMAX version of the film is a big boost to these numbers, accounting for $12M of that number over the weekend alone, and the 3-D version roughly 78% of total business. The interesting thing is that we're now entering into the duldrums of the movie season, when the studios crank out the film's they usually have little faith in. So there's a real chance Avatar could be #1 again next week, and in the top 3 or 4 for weeks to come.

2. Sherlock Holmes- $65.4M

At first it seemed as if the wiley detective would best the blue-skinned aliens, boasting a new Christmas opening day record of $25M, but the clues didn't amount to much over the weekend. Still, this is the biggest debut ever for director Guy Ritchie, and I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's the highest grossing Sherlock Holmes movie ever. Just a hunch.

3. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel- $50.2M/$77.1M

Well, the little kids had to go spend their gift cards on something, right? Getting off to an early start against it's competitors, Alvin seems well on it's way to matching the $360M worldwide gross of it's predecessor. That's way too much for a friggin' chipmunk movie, folks. To put Alvin's success in perspective, the Squeakquel ranks as the 7th best December opening of all-time. Guh.

4. It's Complicated- $22.1M

Nancy Meyers latest comedy for old folks got off to a strong start, pulling in $27M worldwide. Typically, Meryl Streep films hold on to their audiences well, and generally positive word of mouth will probably keep this one hanging around for awhile, in the same way Julie and Julia did.

5. Up in the Air- $11.8M/$24.5M

I spoke, and the people listened! Ok, maybe not, but after finally expanding to wide release, Jason Reitman's follow-up to Juno jumped up 3 spots in the charts. Adding another 1700 theatres to it's count, the critical darling average well over $6,000 per site. Not too shabby. Everyone really needs to check this one out. It's a shame to see it getting trounced by....Alvin.

6. The Blind Side- $11.7M/$184M

Did anyone think this film would be half as successful as it's become? I sure as hell didn't.

7. The Princess and the Frog- $8.68M/$63.4M

I'd be curious to know what the analysts at Disney think about these numbers. On the one hand, the overall tally isn't bad, but it's nothing compared to the studio's golden age of the 90s. I really believe they would've been better served holding off on this until February when the competition had died down.

8. Nine- $5.54M/$5.92M

Yowza. Finally expanding to wide release, Rob Marshall's musical romp did more than just break a leg, it might've broken a back or two as well. The studio says that the film failed to connect with people in the midwest. Really? You mean there's no demand for a huge, glitzy Hollywood theater production set in Italy out there in Green Bay? Surely you jest.

9. Did You Hear About the Morgans?- $5M/$15.6M

I heard their movie tanked and that they suck.

10. Invictus- $4.39M/$23.4M

This might be the most disappointing Clint Eastwood film performance ever, as he's usually a surefire bet this time of year. Invictus, for whatever reason and I'm guessing it has to do with the rugby and mixed reviews, totally failed to connect with any audience on any level.

12/27/2009

4th & Short: 12/27/09


The end of the year wrap up is here. The best movies are out. Some of the Oscar hopefuls are back in theatres. We'll be bringing you our Top Ten of 2009 during the next episode of the Punch Drunk Podcast, and since I've been dilligently working on my Top 100 of the decade, I've neglected this year entirely. So this'll be brief so I can get back to work. Dos vadanya!(I learned all my Russian from X-men comic books, so sue me)

3. Up in the Air

A lot of people like to call Jason Reitman's brilliant comedy the film of the moment, and it certainly is. But it's ideas and characters are timeless, and I firmly believe this movie will be talked about and studied for decades. It expanded to more theatres this week, so do yourself a favor and go see it. It's one film I can recommend to everyone.

2. It's Complicated

Nancy Meyer's rom-com for the middle aged wouldn't be nearly as funny if it starred anybody other than Meryl Streep, Alec Baldwin, and Steve Martin.  She stars as a divorce, who re-unites with her now married ex-husband for an affair, all the while juggling a relationship with her architect. Sounds like bad sitcom comedy, and some of the jokes do indeed fall flat. There's something real in Streep's performance, though, and that goes for the others as well, that makes this whole zany affair seem plausible and often downright hilarious. Major props to John Krasinsky(The Office) for his funniest turn yet, as Streep's future son-in-law who learns more than he ever could've hoped about his new family.

1. Avatar

Judging by the mile long lines I experenced at the movies yesterday, people are still showing up in droves for James Cameron's technical masterpiece. Then again maybe they were there for Sherlock Holmes? That's a good choice, too, just not on my list today. Avatar is the type of sprawling adventure that only comes out...hmmm...when was Cameron's last movie? 1997? Avatar's story, about a peaceful alien world threatened with destruction at the hands of a ruthless United States military force, isn't new but Cameron's take on it is fresh and presented in a way nobody's ever seen before. The most beautiful movie of the year by far.

DVD Pick: (500) Days of Summer

Not to give anything away, but there's a pretty good chance I'll be talking about this later. Oh screw it, it's my favorite film of 2009. Why wait? 500 Days is hip, sexy, and vibrant but never too cool for it's own good. Joseph Gordon-Leavitt stars as Tom, a man desperately in search of true love. He thinks he's found it when he meets Summer(Zooey Deschanel) and they embark on a roller coaster romance that will change both of their lives forever.  I'm a sucker for new takes on classic love stories, and 500 Days of Summer takes the classic formula and flips it on it's ear. When people ask me why I hate romantic comedies, it's because I can point to movies like this and show them how it could be done with only a modicum of imagination and ingenuity.

12/25/2009

Sherlock Holmes




Does anyone expect this movie to be less than great? The trailers alone give you enough for the price of admission, but the question remains just how good is it? Well, pretty damn good I feel confident in saying. The film starts as Holmes and Watson close their final case before Watson moves off with his fiancée. The case at hand is that of Lord Blackwood, a black magic practitioner who has killed five girls and is ready to kill a sixth when he is finally captured by Holmes and Watson and sentenced to death by Scotland Yard. Case closed…or so they think. Following the hanging of Lord Blackwood Holmes is pulled back in when Blackwood’s tomb is found demolished from the inside and when the coffin is pulled the body inside is not who it should be. The game is again afoot. The race is then on for Holmes and Watson to find Lord Blackwood and for Holmes and his intellect to figure out what he is up to and how it is being done.

Damn is it good to have Robert Downey Jr. back, as he continues to exceed himself in his ability to play even the most complex of character’s. Downey’s Holmes is just as, if not more, charismatic, memorable and endearing as Johnny Depp’s Jack Sparrow. The true magic, however, lies in the chemistry between Downey as Holmes and Jude Law as Dr. Watson, without this completely believable display of brotherly love the film would not work, I am happy to say that the two of them pulled it off remarkably. Add to this Guy Ritchie showing us a beautiful, albeit, dirty London and you have an amazing concoction. I found that one of the coolest things about the movie is the way in which Ritchie shows us Holmes’ mind at work. He chooses to show us in the form of forethought how Holmes sees things and deduces the correct route in which to follow, in doing this he allows us to see the blinding speed at which the gears in the super sleuth’s head turn. Though he’s a bit overshadowed by Downey’s performance, Jude Law stakes a real claim at returning to the screen a serious actor and not a tabloid headline. His Watson is the perfect balance of humor and sternness that you can tell Holmes needs to stay this side of sane. Hell, even Rachel McAdams proved to be more that just eye candy as Holmes’ female equivalent and one that got away.
The story itself is rather simple but the details are kept until just the right time to preserve an exciting reveal. This all being said, the true star is in the writing as it gives us not only the real feel of Sherlock Holmes but also the rapier wit which makes Sherlock Holmes a truly entertaining spectacle from beginning to end. Adding an exclamation to an already fine film is Hans Zimmer’s score, a kind of blue collar twang that fits the period and really serves to get you amped up for the scene it’s accompanying. I also think he hit the nail right on the head for Sherlock’s theme which embodies the same sophistication and odd quirkiness that the detective himself does. The film wasn’t without its share of problems however, it seemed to run about 30 minutes too long (what’s with this insistence that every big movie must be 2 ½ hours these days!), mostly due to some scenes and subplots that felt like they were better suited for the cutting room floor and some of the mysticism of the film felt forced but this is the sum of its issues.

It’s sufficient to say we owe Guy Ritchie and co. a great round of thanks for bringing back to us one of the greatest heroes in history. Before Batman was the worlds greatest detective there was Sherlock Holmes, Ritchie’s made us remember that. Besides, next to Holmes ole’ Bats seems like kind of a downer not to mention I think Holmes has more in his utility belt (that’s not a euphemism….he really does have a utility belt). If I were you , and you’ve already been out to see Avatar, I would definitely spend some time this holiday season with Holmes and Watson. Oh, and for you die hard Sherlock Holmes purists, not to worry Ritchie didn’t forget about you nor did he forget about a certain professor. Something tells me a Sherlock Holmes 2 may be in our future!

12/24/2009

Trailer for Kevin Smith's New Film, Cop Out!

Lordy that's an awful title. When it became clear that Kevin Smith was not going to be allowed to name his new cop comedy A Couple of Dicks(which would've been perfect), I knew there was trouble on the horizon. But to change the name to something as....lame and soft-footed as Cop Out? Ugh.  It stars Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan as an oddball pair of dopey cops, but that's not really the story here. This is the first instance where Kevin Smith isn't directing one of his own scripts, and to me it shows. I'm sorry but this looks like some pretty lazy stuff, bearing a resemblance some of the worst buddy comedies(usually starring Martin Lawrence) of the last decade. I'll hold out hope for this one only because I have faith in Smith, but this director-for-hire thing might be a lost cause.

Check out the trailer for yourselves and let us know what you think!

The List!

Happy holidays, everybody! Christmas week is one of the busiest times of the year for the movies, with a lot of families gathering together after opening their presents and a large dinner, to head out and catch a flick. This year offers a much better selection than last X-mas(no Seven Pounds! Yes!!), featuring one of the most anticipated popcorn flicks as well as Rob Marshall's musical return after his lukewarm Memoirs of a Geisha.




If the pairing of grimy street director Guy Ritchie with Arthur Conan Doyle's detective mastermind seems like an odd fit, then you'd be correct. But don't let that stop you from seeing the film, which is a ton of fun whenever the affable Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law are on screen together, although I don't remember Holmes and Watson's relationship being quite this...bromantic? There's some definite man crushing going on here, but nothing to worry yourselves over. It might just be my imagination. And is it me, or is Mark Strong great in absolutely everything he's in? He kicks ass as Lord Blackwood here, and he was quietly terrifying in Young Victoria as well.




Two weeks ago I had A Single Man at the top of my list, only to discover that it wasn't playing here yet. Not to mention an embarassing episode where I went to Shirlington, bought the ticket, only to discover I had paid to see A Serious Man instead. Colin Firth is getting a ton of Oscar buzz in his turn as a 1960s law professor struggling to come to grips with the death of his longtime partner. Based on the novel by Christopher Isherwood, the production design was handled by the same staff that works on Mad Men each week, so you know the look is authentic. Good to see Julianne Moore back on screen as well in something worth checking out.




While I typically balk at the idea of seeing anything Nancy Meyers, the idea of Meryl Streep jumping around between Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin is intriguing. There's something about her that even at her age I still find alluring. This one looks like a by the numbers romantic comedy for the middle aged set, similar to Meyers' Something's Gotta Give from back in 2003. Chances are you already know if you're gonna see this one. I'm cautiously optimistic.




Do I really wanna pay to hear Kate Hudson sing? Not really, but I have been anxiously awaiting Rob Marshall's musical return to the screen, espeically after Daniel Day-Lewis hopped aboard. Javier Bardem(No Country for Old Men) was initially attached to the role of a director experiencing a mid-life crisis. Might be because he's juggling a gaggle of some of the world's finest women, maybe. I liked Marshall's Chicago, although I don't think it deserved an Oscar, and I expect the extremely talented cast to carry this to some impressive heights. Day-Lewis, Penelope Cruz, Marion Cotillard, and Nicole Kkdman I'll put up against any cast we've seen this year. But that Kate Hudson....I just don't know....

If there's time....




Up in the Air expanded to more theaters yesterday, so do yourself a favor and see what I think is one of the 5 best films of the year. It's one of the few movies I can easily recommend to everybody, regardless of their preferences.

Also, Kathryn Bigelow's The Hurt Locker has been re-released in some theatres for a short run during it's Oscar push. It's easily the best war movie in years, so if you're in the area head on over to AMC Shirlington and check it out. Be prepared. It's intense.

No.....a thousand times no...!!




I felt bad for all involved in the production of 2007's Alvin and the Chipmunks movie. They promptly took my pity and ran with it to the tune of $360M worldwide. Truth be told, that film wasn't the worst experience I had in a theatre that year, it was just utterly forgettable and somewhat depressing. I'll be going to see this..."squeakquel" at approximately 30 minutes after never o'clock, and that's being generous.