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'Logan' Is Getting A Black & White Theatrical Run Next Month

When James Mangold launched the initial campaign for Logan, most of the images we saw were in black and white rather than color. While we knew it would be R-rated and thus more violent than previous X-Men movies, we didn't realize just how perfect the format would be until we saw the entire film for ourselves in full color. It gave hope that maybe a black & white version would be released in theaters or at least on Blu-Ray just like the Black & Chrome edition of Mad Max: Fury Road. It took a little while, but Mangold is about to give us our wish.

Mangold hit Twitter and confirmed Logan would be getting a black & white theatrical run on May 16th, followed by a home release on Blu-Ray and DVD. Yeah, buddy. I look at it as showing just a bit more respect to Hugh Jackman's final time as Wolverine, in one of the best movies of the entire X-Men franchise. It deserves to be treated like a true prestige event, and this is another way to go about doing that.


'Roseanne' Is Getting A Series Revival With Original Cast Returning

Geezus, I just mentioned Roseanne randomly in a post yesterday, and now today the long-running sitcom is getting a revival. Time to start putting more Get A Life references into our coverage.

That's right, the seminal comedy Roseanne is coming back for a limited run, with Roseanne Barr, John Goodman (!?!) and Sara Gilbert definitely a part of it. Others, like Laurie Metcalf, are in the process of coming aboard. Whitney Cummings will serve as showrunner along with Bruce Helsford, but no sign of Joss Whedon who got his start on the show. Roseanne ran from 1988-1997 and was the biggest comedy in the country for many of those years. It depicted the paycheck-to-paycheck existence of the Conner family in a small Illinois town. The show gave comedian Barr a huge platform, and it turned her into a national celebrity who could pretty much write her own ticket. She used the series to touch on many hot button issues that spoke to ordinary blue collar Americans. No word on how they intend to use Goodman, whose character Dan Conner died towards the end of the show's run. Maybe it was all a dream? Actually, the series finale revealed the whole show to be just a story the Roseanne character wrote, so this might not be too far off.

So far there's no network home for this, but I imagine it won't take long.  Networks are eating up these awful revivals with a knife and fork, and if a show like Full House can come back, Roseanne is a shoe-in. What's weird is that Roseanne Barr has mostly been off the grid for years, unless you're a political junkie like me and have followed her as a Presidential candidate and so forth.  I remember her saying during the campaign that she was finished with scripted comedies just like this one. Oh well. This actually might serve to help her if she decides to run again in 2020. [Deadline]

Jim Sheridan's 'H-Block' To Star Jamie Dornan, Cillian Murphy, & Pierce Brosnan

Well, an Anthropoid reunion was hardly something to be expected today, but lucky for us we're getting one. Jamie Dornan and Cillian Murphy are reteaming for H-Block, which will co-star Pierce Brosnan and be directed by famed Irish director, Jim Sheridan.

Sheridan is the six-time Oscar-nominated director behind In America, My Left Foot, and In the Name of the Father. H-Block will find him returning to Ireland for the story of the 1983 Maze Prison escape in which nearly forty members of the IRA broke out of the most dangerous, most secure prison in Northern Ireland. The prison was also the setting of Steve McQueen's 2008 film, Hunger. Murphy plays the respected head of the IRA escapees, with Dornan as a violent member of the ring who plans the whole thing, and Brosnan as the prison warden.

Great casts has never been Sheridan's problem, but of late he's made some curious choices. Directing the 50 Cent biopic Get Rich or Die Tryin' was strange, and he's received poor reviews for The Secret Scripture which debuted at TIFF and opens next month. [Deadline]

Remake Of Stephen King's 'Firestarter' In The Works From Blumhouse

Not that Stephen King adaptations ever really went away, but right now they seem to be everywhere.  From big screen takes on It and The Dark Tower to The Mist on the small screen, King is more prevalent than ever. And now one more is set to heat things up.

Blumhouse who are still riding high on the success of Get Out, are developing a remake of Firestarter, the 1984 thriller that starred Drew Barrymore as a young girl with pyrokinetic abilities. Prolific writer and producer Akiva Goldsman will direct, and one hopes it turns out much better than his directorial debut, Winter's Tale. He's worked with Blumhouse before on the supernatural horror, Stephanie, which just premiered at the Overlook Film Festival, so obviously they have faith in his abilities behind the camera. He also produce many of their Paranormal Activity films. Scott Teems (Rectify) will be writing the script.

No word on when this will get moving, but knowing Blumhouse they've already got a strategy mapped out. Chances are this will be on the higher end of the budgetary scale for them. Hopefully some of that budget will be for bringing Barrymore back in some way. [Deadline]

Review: 'Grey Lady', Starring Eric Dane And Natalie Zea

The title of Grey Lady is evidently a reference to Nantucket Island.  I mean, I've never heard of it, but it shows up on the Wikipedia page, and I'm willing to concede that writer/director John Shea might know something I don't.  But that's about as conciliatory as I'm feeling for what may number among the worst movies I've seen without the words "Lifetime Original" being involved somewhere.

We're on Nantucket because Boston detective James Doyle (Eric Dane) is investigating a series of murders that have already claimed his sister and his girlfriend (Rebecca Gayheart).  Who is, er was, also his partner.  Oh, but the sister and girlfriend are two separate people, though the script isn't terribly clear on that point and I wanted to at least do better on that count.  Oh, and the girlfriend was also pregnant with Doyle's baby, which I'm not entirely sure he could have known, but I think we're also supposed to assume he knew because it adds that much more pathos to his back-story.  Pathos is the name of the game here.  Very, very pathetic.

Anyway, so he shows up in Nantucket despite being thrown off the case by his BPD captain -- a case that since it started with his sister he shouldn't have been on in the first place but whatever -- because he doesn't care about your rules, and he's in this for justice.  Seriously, this kind of dialogue is just in here and as far as I can tell it's meant to be taken seriously.  I could almost respect a movie that quoted this sort of self-serious garbage in an attempt at parody, but no it really is this ridden with clich├ęs.

But why are we on Nantucket again?  Honestly, I've been back over the first chunk of the movie again and I can't see the connection.  Something about Doyle's family, and they used to come to the island, or he thinks some portion of them live here.  It's the sort of small town where everybody knows everybody, but nobody knows the names he's asking about even as we later discover they've been there the whole time.

A representative from the local police (a wasted Adrian Lester) is there to meet him off the ferry, and he quickly meets local socialite Melissa Reynolds (Natalie Zea) who naturally falls for him but he's still too hurt -- in a quiet, manly way, of course -- by the loss of his basically identical girlfriend to return her affections.  Yet.  There's a local drunk (Amy Madigan) and a loopy blonde (Carolyn Stotesbery), and Shea himself shows up as the police chief here to deliver an in-person dose of canned rogue-cop dialogue.

There is nothing redeeming here.  It doesn't look particularly good; there are no bravura performances; there's no interesting quirk that makes up for the overwrought, well, everything.  It even commits the cardinal sin of hiding information from the audience for no story-driven reason, and it has the cluelessly poor taste to do it right in front of us.  I can only imagine that Shea had stockpiled a decade's worth of favors from his television career, and hope that he has now cashed them all in.

Rating: 1 out of 5

Trailer For Ex-WWE Superstar John Morrison's 'Boone: The Bounty Hunter' Action Comedy

Hulk Hogan. Steve Austin. Dwayne Johnson. John Cena. John Morrison?? Unlike the other current and former WWE superstars who have gone on to successful acting careers, Morrison, formerly Johnny Nitro and currently Johnny Mundo on Lucha Underground, is not only starring in his own movie, he actually wrote it. Morrison stars in Boone: The Bounty Hunter, an action/comedy that kinda looks like it should be a skit on SNL, but has the potential to at least be some fun.

Morrison recruited some recognizable B-list talent for this one including Rampage Jackson, Dominique Swain, Jonathan Lipnicki, Kevin Sorbo, Lorenzo Lamas, and Corbin Bernsen. The "Shaman of Sexy" plays a TV bounty hunter who tries to save his show from cancellation by taking on a risky job across the Mexico border. 

It looks cheesy, it looks super silly, but I kinda want to see it. Morrison's pretty much the only guy still making movies with parkour in it (Taylor Lautner last tried and it sucked), but if he's going to Starship Pain his foes to death then I'm down to watch him do it.  Boone: The Bounty Hunter hits VOD on May 9th.

Kevin Hart Will Down The Ol' 96er In 'The Great Outdoors' Remake

In the pantheon of great John Hughes movies, The Great Outdoors probably doesn't rate. But when you have John Candy and Dan Akroyd battling it out for outdoorsman superiority, a few choice scenes are bound to pop up, like the grizzly bear that invades their cabin or Candy downing a 96-ounce steak. It's scenes like those that the 1988 comedy will be remembered for. Well it's about to be introduced to a whole new audience because Kevin Hart is set to star in a remake.

Hart will lead a remake of The Great Outdoors, according to Deadline. The original Howard Deutch-directed movie starred Candy as a Chicago man whose relaxing family vacation to a lakeside resort in Wisconsin is disrupted by the arrival of his brash, competitive in-laws played by Akroyd and Annette Bening in her feature debut. This newer version will be penned by Randall Green, writer on Showtime series Billions, but a director hasn't been found yet.

This remake doesn't bother me too much because there is a lot of room for improvement. Not saying Hart is the right answer but he couldn't hurt, and has proven to be hilarious in the kind of buddy dynamic The Great Outdoors should provide.

Mandy Moore Needs Saving From Hungry Sharks In The '47 Meters Down' Trailer

Shark movies will never grow old, which is good because they aren't going anywhere. In fact, there has been a resurgence of them thanks to SyFy and movie like last year's surprisingly fun summer thriller, The Shallows. Well it's starting to heat up outside again, and just in time for you to hit the beaches here comes 47 Meters Down to remind you what happens to those who invade a shark's home turf.

Formerly titled In the Deep and originally meant to arrive last summer, the film's premise is closer to Open Water than The Shallows or Jaws. Mandy Moore of This Is Us and Claire Holt (The Vampire Diaries) play two women on a vacation in Mexico who decide to try out shark cage diving. Sounds like fun if you're into that sort of thing, but not even the most thrill-seeking enthusiast would want to be in a cage that has had its rope break. As the cage sinks deeper the women are forced to flee its safety and into the shark infested waters.

Matthew Modine is in this, too, and there's something sketchy about his character here. Maybe their getting stuck wasn't an accident? That's totally something a Modine would do. I think I'd like this movie a lot better if Moore was reprising her role as the hyper-religious Hilary Faye from Saved!

Directed by The Other Side of the Door's Johannes Roberts, 47 Meters Down opens June 16th 2017.

Alison Brie And Awesome Kong Feel The 'GLOW' In New Teaser And Character Posters

It's completely possible that the folks at Netflix uses some kind of special technology, or found a mutant with telepathy, and plucked into my brain to create a show specifically for me to love. GLOW appears to be that show, as it's based on the ridiculous but lovable Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling from the 1980s, which laid the groundwork for the sports entertainment biz as it is today. Plus it stars Alison Brie in a role that finds her getting away from the goodie-goodie characters she's played in the past, and apparently taking on the role of a heel. As she puts it in her interview with Yahoo!, "villains have all the fun."

She's so right.

The latest teaser is short but it'll make you want Quiet Riot's "Cum On Feel The Noize" as your entrance theme. It's the first time we've seen Brie's character Ruthso clearly depicted as a heel, not that sticking up a middle finger is enough to qualify one as a villain. Stone Cold Steve Austin flipped everybody the bird and he's one of the most beloved WWE superstars ever.

When the first trailer dropped the one thing I really wanted to see was Kia Stevens aka Awesome Kong, the one actual professional wrestler part of the regular cast. And now she has her own character poster. Boom! It's...uh, definitely a more glamorous look than we're used to from Kong. Plus there are colorful images featuring Ellen Wong, Britney Young, Sydelle Noel, and Brie giving us the finger again. How rude.

GLOW hits Netflix on June 23rd. Look, I don't care about the two thousand other shows Netflix will drop on us between now and summer, this is the only one that matters to me. You can keep The Defenders.

Damien Chazelle & Jesse Eisenberg Set New TV Gigs While 'Powerless' Checks Out

A handful of TV items that caught my attention. Chances are I'll watch neither of the two new shows coming out, despite the talent involved, and I didn't watch the one show that got cancelled even though it was set in the DC Universe.

First up, Best Director winner Damien Chazelle is moving to the small screen. He'll direct the musical drama series, The Eddy, which “revolves around a club, its owner, the house band and the volatile city that surrounds them.” Sounds perfect for the director of La La Land and Whiplash, and one has to wonder what kind of A-list talent he can pull for something like this. Jack Thorne will be writing the script. No network is on board yet, but come on, that won't take long. [THR]

Jesse Eisenberg will launch into his first scripted TV series, serving as writer, director, and star of The Market. The half-hour single camera comedy hails from J.J. Abrams' Bad Robot, and centers on Howard Katzman, “who moves to Pittsburgh to live with his adult son, Stan (Eisenberg). Both men simultaneously lose their jobs due to the changing American economy and are thrust into an unforgiving job market.” Ooooh joy, a laugher about how much things suck. Then again Roseanne lasted a long time on just such a premise so maybe I'm wrong.

And it looks as if NBC has cancelled Powerless, their half-hour sitcom set in the world of the DC Universe. Vanessa Hudgens led the show set at one of Bruce Wayne's companies that helps people deal with an uncertain world where superheroes and supervillains are destroying everything. I never heard one person say anything good about it, but I had no idea its ratings were bad enough for it to get axed. NBC has pulled the final two episodes although there's a chance they could turn up on Hulu. [Polygon]